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Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅
Cop: say woof.
Dog: what, right now?
Cop: yeah.
Dog: but I don’t smell anything…
Cop: I’ll give you a treat.
Dog: woof woof woof!
Court over Zoom ❌
Zoom over to court ✅
I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding “uary” afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.
clear air turbulence
Is that like black ice for planes?
I mean… Eventually everyone loses all their weight.
Notice his hat in the picture says Make America Straight Again!
The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”
“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
I thought he conquered the eastern Mediterranean, Egypt, the Middle East, and parts of Asia in a remarkably short period of time.
Fo’ shizzle
So in other words, they are getting doc blocked.
Many people are no strangers to this type of agreement. But for those who are not familiar, I believe this video has gotta make you understand.
So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.
For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Anyone else think of the Mona Lisa case from Glass Onion?
No OP, but basically they built a high tech mega prison in a hard to reach location with armed guards. Then arrested everyone known and suspected of being in a gang or affiliated with one.
What’s a nice couch like you doing on a plane like this?