Starting to think that all war is crime.

Uh oh, you’ve awakened the crypto bros…

They only turned around because there weren’t enough maggots to throw on all of the economy passengers.

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

It’s like carbon offsets are a crock of shit or something

I’d be pretty shocked if anyone is alive at this point. That sub was sketchy as hell.

Good thing they voted down that automated rapid transit plan in the 80s. Otherwise they’d be struck in the past.