At least we still had some Angel left.

In my native land, we call it mole.

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

you’re going to have to say you killed

No, to be consistent they’d have to say America killed them. No need to switch from blaming a country to blaming an individual citizen.

I think a majority of Americans would admit America killed them.

Jesus is my copilot raid parity.

Fuck you very much

The trick is to mix it with heroin.

A hole’s a hole.

I always do

#NotHowWomenWork

Hiyaaa

My dividing line is “am I watching for the plot or for the ideas?”

bool ticket2387_ac3 = true; // TODO
if (!ticket2387_ac3) return;

Gee whiz, that pun was basic!

gravity

But that’s just a theory

A physics theory

Self-aligning cats

Even cats understand flexbox.

Easy. Prioritize who is saved based on social credit score.

It’s ok, you’re safe here despite your disability.

That apostrophe moves faster than William Lane Craig’s goalposts.

And half of them are actually just Brassica oleracea.