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Cake day: June 19th, 2023

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  • I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?

    Please don’t ask why I need this.

    It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

    It has to be something I can easily find.

    EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

    I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

    I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

    I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

    I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

    Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

    If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

    Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.