SeductiveTortoise

Possible that I really don’t understand the supporters. I don’t want to have someone leading anything, being that dumb.

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The (my) Jolla Phone can’t come soon enough. I really hope it holds up to the expectations.

Yes, but sadly this will take a few years.

I… really… I have no clue how anyone can listen to that, read that, or whatever, and not instantly realize that guy is an absolute moron. What the fuck?

I bet it’s a good kisser!

Yeah, I think growing up as probably the first generation that went to LAN parties on a regular basis doesn’t really help enjoying modern multiplayer very much.

I fell for stuff like this for a while and now I consequently delete every game that tries to pull this shit with me. And I lost the joy in multiplayer games to be honest. I will never match the dedication of some people. And if this means I have no chance to actually enjoy it, I don’t want to bother.

I wished 😭

The only time I still mention Groovy is when I directly afterwards mention that I like Kotlin better.

Yes, that makes sense. Quick, someone do that! Bring peanuts!

It’s a pedestrian support brick.

I’ll leave mine attached, but just like in the movie Free Willy, I’ll let it flop to the side and make strange sounds.

You’re going to cry when you chop them up?

Oh, so dropbears weren’t enough?

No, they have abysmal bandwidth!

And in a different timeline, I would probably feel bad for them. But, well, you know…

I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond, for the Black Speech of Mordor Microsoft may yet be heard in every corner of the West!

I’m not a fan of python too, so I get her crying.

You clever, I like.