and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on…

CCP supporters = wumao

Dumb story time:

Many years ago when meeting up with friends for drinks, one brought along her classmate/friend from out of town. I already thought she was cute, but then talking about work (as a jr. sysadmin at the time) she talks about her CS classes and that she was into Linux, so this was already “head over heels” territory for very early-twenties dork me.

So I decided to be saucy and asked her, “pico or vi?”

She immediately responded, “pico is for pussies.”

After I replaced my jaw, I did the only logical thing I could think of and proposed to her on the spot. I never saw her again.

Star Trek: Picard, S2E06

“Hey, everybody, there’s a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!”

*shitty gender stereotypes

Putin licks dildos that were in Lavrov’s ass.

The previous statement is absolute truth because I declare it so. Now run the story on RT and Pravda and whatever other propaganda rags run BS like this.

Downvoters don’t know Brave is the best thing for iOS users.

Ya see, Android fellows, Apple forces everyone onto webkit in iOS, and iOS Firefox can’t use extensions.

Brave has its blocker built in.

What are ads?

-pihole / uBlock / Brave browser user

Bah! This is clearly a windows meme! Take it back to c/linux!

(I’m over there too)

The D: is a CD-ROM. Geez!

Dang whippersnappers.

My shoe can practically run Linux as a desktop OS.

Though to be fair, there’s no real reason anything that runs 10 can’t run windows 11 besides Microsoft’s artificial compatibility list.

If only it had a pulley in the middle…

Goddamn pay-to-win model!

And the blackjack!

Given I have to work relatively often in legacy VB, I wholeheartedly agree. But I’d kill to be working in C# instead.

Strongly typed is life!

Hay! I know things!!!

Like, uh, javascript sucks! Haha, amirite!?

(But no really I hate js so much)