I call it popcorn paws instead of Fritos, so I get where you’re coming from.

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But in the end…

Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway

That’s actually a fair point but then loser butthurt extremists will probably just attack random targets (like they already have many times) because someone’s gotta pay for the offense caused.