Gaben has the only good monopoly, he’s pretty much Jesus.

Lmao, yeah I can’t imagine why someone would think that reviving them would make them suddenly want to correct their mistakes. They just got a chance to further be shit.

This is why the king never prioritized education

Hwat

Well la dee da, fancy pants! I gotta make sure this ox stays in good health during the harvest so I can pay back the loan I got for said ox and getting my kids into college.

Don’t even get me started on the pack of wargs what’s been attacking my livestock! The ones we have took down don’t even make good eatin’ less you throw em in a stew. Had me bowels ravaged fierce from the warg jerky we’s made, this candle coulda been blown out by a babe’s fart that day!

Stop, I can only get so depressed!

Maybe they meant using the word settler instead of something more apt, like invader, pillager, trespasser, violator, etc.

I rarely ever see the kid rock fanbase

Old Mc*onald gonna need to lawyer up

Sounds like they can benefit from a partnership with a local pizzeria