Silly us. We made a few wrong turns, and now here we are in Ukraine. I guess this place is as good as any to test all these shiny new weapons.
Silly us. We made a few wrong turns, and now here we are in Ukraine. I guess this place is as good as any to test all these shiny new weapons.
Time to add “a new schism in the Catholic Church” to the end of days bingo card.
You have to show your intrusive thoughts who’s boss. “MAKE IT A CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKER!”
Holiday special: Make one campaign contribution at a fixed amount, get two more campaign contributions made on your credit card in variable amounts in the near future. Merry Christmas!
When he steps down from the Ukrainian presidency, Zelenskyy should be named Secretary General of NATO. After Ukraine joins, of course.
I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. “I can has cheezburger,” you’d say.
“Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”
“Oopsie. Our bad. The base was probably in some other hospital. We’re going to bomb them all just to make sure.”
If you can’t handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don’t deserve my strange juice.
Terrible parenting. If you’re going to go to the trouble of yeeting your baby at least do it properly with a baby trebuchet.
They must be protected from Admiral Zhao!
Hamas has amassed a formidable rocket arsenal since Israeli soldiers last entered Gaza in 2014. It has also built hundreds of kilometres of tunnels, nicknamed the “Gaza Metro”, to move fighters and weapons around undetected, and trained for urban combat.
It’s going to be Vietnam-style guerilla warfare in an urban area. Pop out of the tunnels, attack from the shadows, then disappear back into the tunnels.
I remember someone telling me to look at the driver to be reminded it’s a person and not a machine. Honestly, that makes it several orders of magnitude worse. It’s not a car going 20 under in the passing lane during rush hour, it’s a flesh and blood human being causing the car to go 20 under in the passing lane. It’s a choice being made by a human. That’s so, so much worse.
He’s probably pinin’ for the fXords.
Meanwhile,
the economyrich people’s yacht money is doing fantastic by every metric.