Masamune@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over monthsEnglish
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3 months agoSomebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!
-Corporate board somewhere, probably
My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???
Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.
That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
And my axe!
If it had DRM it was not very good, that’s for sure! I still own it, but it’s in storage about 1700 miles away.
I miss my Dreamcast 😭
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