Do they at least microwave the beers for you?

1,000 steps but only about 50 feet, huh?

Has some real “of COURSE I’m anti-union” vibes.

For those of you who are multilingual from birth, do you have a preference?

Oh no, not my productivity! That thing that is definitely directly proportional to my financial compensa-oh, right.

Dark mode forever and always, bitches.

“Honey what’s wrong, you’ve barely touched your Androgyn-Os.”