be the repost you wish to see in this world

well now, how about that

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

it seems like a pro-communist programming message to me. the red dude looks super cool and supportive.

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

check please!

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

the drizzle could work. keep the bread drier for longer, and speed up the inevitably delicious mix of sauce and yolk

everything looks cooked perfectly.

and the plating is nice; maybe only improved with an oval plate that fits the shape of the food better.

pico on chili is also fantastic.

bonus food remix: put that mess on a fresh corn tortilla, and add an egg for some dank huevos ran-chili.

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade

don’t forget to add some stanky interest on that principal

offshore drilling could be jammed in the background, too

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

also works with cats. and, importantly, let them approach you. if a cat thinks it was their idea to be pat, then they will love it so much more.

the 3 day rule

animani-jacks

my cover band is playing a beach bar gig tonight… I started shedding Margaritaville and Cheeseburger as soon as I saw the headline