We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings
Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping
Yeah, I really don’t understand taking amphetamines for recreational use. It’d be like putting on my work pants to go to a party.
Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is
Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities
On top of everything else, you’ve used the meme format incorrectly. Do better.
… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.
I think it has to be A. You figure that if it were B, the people on the track would suddenly be traveling at a high velocity, but the train’s velocity wouldn’t be impacted at all, since there was no impact between the train and the people. Wouldn’t this mean that the portal had created energy, which is impossible?
Oh, wow. This one needs to be marked NSFW.
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol