Not only that but it’s a worse user experience all around.

I fucking hate the EGS and Xbox stores for browsing new games. Most of the time you’ll get an animated video that’s not game footage and two screenshots that don’t tell you shit.

Not to mention that the formatting is so bad that the client requires you to basically be in fullscreen but you’ve still gotta scroll a mile down to get any info.

I gotta go nuclear submarine alarm or I won’t wake up. That adrenaline rush you get has to be healthy for ya

Checkout tabletop simulator there’s a ton of different games in the workshop.

I think my friend group has the most fun turning games we know into absurd games. Like in uno, we’d turn on all the bullshit settings on so people’s hands are being swapped left and right while other people are picking up 50 cards.

I’m partial to pretending I’m a less pos version of Steve Harvey on Family Feud. You get to ham it up when someone replies with an answer that obviously is going to have sexual answers.

Tabletop Simulator has like real board games too but I can’t get my friends to read any type of game rules so that’s when I give up and start doing stupid shit

And yeah we use discord to talk

Can’t wait to start counterfeiting milk jugs

Same I just picture someone stabbing themselves with a stimpak

I like the little 30 min - 1hr naps I get on the weekend after taking adderall

One of the worst parts of the latest ADHD wave

Last time I had cable there were channels with music only they were like channel 674574 or some shit tho

Hah I was about to say that only bad part of startups that I’ve had was that you weren’t sure if you’d have a job six months from now. I probably just got lucky and jumped on board during the “throw cash at everything phase”

I just roll the dice and use the reheat button. 90% of the time it works every time

Ford Pinto

Feel like this is one of those games that’s super fun but flawed to a point you can’t fix it. Like the last time I played without any cheesy strats, I found myself not wanting to build anymore because the exploders would destroy everything so building a base was pointless.

We’d just find a random gas station or something and just remove any way the dudes could climb up. It’s fun for a bit but after a while you’re just shooting fish in a barrel.

Mom said it’s my turn to install Star Wars!

Yeah I’m always glad that certain communities are thriving on here but they tend to bleed over into every single thread.

I find it most annoying when someone’s just casually venting and someone else comes in swinging. I get that it’s especially hard on the internet to tell if someone’s venting or looking for solutions.

Like at this point I think it’s safe to say everyone on Lemmy has seen the same pro Linux, fuck cars, and fuck capitalism posts a million times. I think we do without one post dogpiling on some poor dude if they’re like “man traffic sucked the big one today!”

You can find humor and be outraged. This is the tenth rapey priest story posted this hour alone. If you cried over each case you’d die of dehydration by lunchtime.

by insinuating such an important cultural instrument is a shallow blowjob joke.

Your original implies the instrument itself is the joke but I’m saying anything he’s tooting on in this instance would’ve been hilarious.

Idk this just feels like one of those things you gotta laugh about because the main topic is so fucked.

I can get that but I feel like it’d have the same effect with like a trumpet.

You know whoever chose the main article image was giddy af when they found it for this article.

Iirc he’s trying to portray his grandpa since his grandpa was more liked than his dad was. Like he started dressing like grandpappy and started doing public speeches which is something his dad never did.

Probably one of the most boring games I’ve played in a while. I spent three irl days trying to get someone to pvp me but was only able to join a pvp event twice because they’re so rare. The events make you sign up and during the events if someone’s not signed up you can’t attack them. The events also only allow 6 people so I never saw anyone I could fight in either events