George rarely smiled because he had terrible teeth and wore false teeth.

Good. Thanks for letting me know!

How is this not the top fucking comment??

He is clearly engaged in the great ritual dance known as…

The Macarena!!

What are you trying to communicate? Have you made the there/their/they’re mistake?

Edit: not thread op

Exactly what period do you think this writing is attempting to mimic?

Yes, my comment was an oversimplification in light of the topic. The adage is supposed to teach you to get rid of the bad apple to save the barrel.

The phrase is “One bad apple spoils the barrel.”

Literally means all are bad if one is bad.

Edit: verb simplification.

Thank you. That is clearly the connection lost in my brain. Always appreciate you, guy!

No, like seriously, what’s going on here? Is the Count cos playing Johnny Depp or something??

No, I got that. There’s just no way to have this definition of God within the Abrahamic context. Literally, God said to Abraham, “I am the one true God, and I can do anything. Including making your barren wife bear a child. And now you all need to cut off your foreskin to show that you believe me. And that will be our covenant.”

This why these religions are so prone to fascism and general hate. Anyone who isn’t with our god is against us.

I mean, Lucifer’s fall was most likely directly after Adam was created or before that, so not really sure hookers existed yet either, as the concept of money hadn’t blighted our minds yet.

Well no, they don’t, because they believe in an all-powerful God explicitly.

Blackjack hadn’t been invented yet. Hell now definitely has blackjack.

There is no way TWO adult men would sit philosophically by while a child banged his cock. Maybe one man, but not two.

Nice.

Aye! Why isn’t everyone doing that? Maybe I’m just behind the times. Editing first comment.

I read your last sentence wrong at first, and I was very confused about how vomit, the word, was relentless.

Sigh, I think my brain just wants his word-vomit to go away. But I know it won’t, so I might gouge out my ears as I think that might work better than gauging anything.

Oh no, I can totally see how insanely funny all this would be from an outside perspective. But I can certainly think of funnier timelines. What if atomic bombs were just huge pies we hit other nations with? Or, or there were clown cars that could fit an entire army in them? Wait, that’s actually not funny. Um… What about everyone wearing their underwear on the outside?

Cannae up vote this post, but this is just too Dada to pass up

This entire timeline is absurd.