“This is yours now, son. A little bit of water spilled on it 3 weeks ago, so it will fall apart if you use it.”

Well I only opened the article to see the aforementioned buttcheek indents

There’s a little clapperboard on it that says “The Casting Couch”

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My anecdotal experience: I’ve seen more people I know get COVID in the last month than I ever have, including myself for the first time since 2020, and it’s weird because it’s been the persistently hottest weather I can recall in my area too. Maybe it’s because more people have been staying inside with AC than usual because of that, but I’m still worried about the colder months this year.

It’s good that it seems to be less deadly than it was when it was new, thanks to vaccines, but it’s still an awful experience to get it. I had a different symptom every day for a week, and 2 weeks later I still feel fatigued, like I can’t get enough sleep.

You still get bugs in produce. Always wash produce. Broccoli can have silkworms hiding in the bulbs - especially organic or homegrown, which is difficult or impossible to clean in that case. I personally don’t buy organic broccoli because of that.

But he’s talking about finding worms in fish. Of all the food to be served with worms in it, fish is the most horrifying IMO. I hope they were dead at least.

Kids just aren’t allowed to have fun anymore

What I’m hearing is that Biden should spend the rest of his term handwriting checks.

I’ve always been a PC+Nintendo person. I get mostly just Nintendo’s games (Mario Kart, Smash, Zelda, Metroid, Splatoon, etc.) and some party games on console, and everything else on PC.

There’s not been a time in my life when I haven’t had the first-party Nintendo lineup since the NES came out when I was like 8. Since most non-Nintendo games seem to eventually make their way to PC these days, they complement each other nicely.

“if you fuck with my liberty”*

^{*and by liberty I mean specifically don’t talk about mass shootings during campaign season. All other liberties are fair game so don’t bother being gentle just step on me hard please I like it.}

Deleting the comment altogether because you spent too much time thinking of other examples and it’s just not worth the trouble anymore. 🎩 🧐 🍷

They’re not “passing laws.” They define the minute technical details that Congress can’t cover completely or doesn’t understand. Here’s an example:

Elected Congress: Don’t sell moldy sausage.

Unelected FDA: Ok, here’s how long you can safely store sausage below this temperature. If that date is passed or the sausage has been exposed to higher temperature for this amount of time, it must be discarded to greatly reduce the possibility of selling moldy sausage.

Unelected Judge: Mom said if it’s not green it’s not moldy. Just don’t sell green sausage boys.

Unelected SCOTUS: Yup, that’s how it’s done.

Same, except:

The marimba has left the chat.

Fine, but now big gals with same need to buy “dude wipes.” Just call it heavy duty, or industrial strength.

I wish I could afford a Boeing, but I go to Starbucks 35,000 times a day.

In 200 years, AI will hack it for you, but you’ll need a dozen antique dongles to get from USB-Z to A.

no one has beef

I’m guessing you have two certain large instances blocked

Perhaps we can simply process the camel and spin it into string?

Once that’s over with we can use the same method to mass-produce Camel McNuggets.