What’s the point of getting out of bed if everything is space nazis and bad optics?

Look inside Netscape

See mosaic

BBQ certs…never knew that was an option and now have something to truly live for!

If my server is in Europe and I am offering access to European citizens I should be allowed to follow United States laws because…

Nah, my sentiment is more like if man can make it man can break it…imei cloning, arp poisoning, relay attack…anything broadcast willy nilly everywhere is as much of a security risk if you are concerned about bluetooth exploits…

So is literally any communication standard on your phone…just turn off wifi, nfc, cellular network and Bluetooth then you’ll be safe

What’s the state capital of Idaho?

Why are all the side sleepers all curled up?

“Well–well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”

37 and unhappily in school

My aunt actually had this happen went brain dead from the loss of blood when a huge ulcer popped. She was in the hospital for a lung biopsy when it happened it was pretty terrible and it was later concluded ibuprofen was the most likely cause.

Oh your in for a treat

They have a clue…probably had a clue before they shipped. I chat up the engineers where I work and they always figure out the what, how and why somethings fucked when more than expected failures pop up on a wafer or God forbid in the customer’s production units like a car or radar or medical equipment.

It will take however long it takes to implement the fix in person or implement a disaster recovery plan. Couple hours, days maybe weeks depending on the size of organization. Thankfully my work doesn’t use crowdstrike but the main fix I’ve heard requires in person boot in safe mode, delete file and reboot to every effected machine, not difficult just time consuming if you have thousands of endpoints that need to be fixed.

Where does the surname nooblet hail from?

I suddenly need to get stoned with you and watch Mario bros

Hey its called catfishing and for some of us it’s the only way we can get a date…

Signed - definitely not a restaurant totally super hunky dream guy

My God the amount of times I have to pull the frickin issue out of people…

Whenever my troubleshooting doesn’t work it’s because I forgot to power cycle

How do you do that in python…