I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”
Pixelfed: @hobo@pixelfed.aus
The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.
Called Incontinentia.
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Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.
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And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.
Couldn’t it just be the grey one?
How long do I have doc?
None of the numbers are centred.
That image of David Cameron looks like he’s just walked in on you opening a tin that has all his dirty secrets insde and he’s fearful of being outed while being completely and utterly turned on by it.
I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.
First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.
If you can point with your cock out, you can point with a rocket.
Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.
My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.
Just run a hose and connect one of these.
That’s why pigs are cool, they’re tasty as, like every part, they make a good and quite useful manure, then on top of that if you’ve got an enemy to deal with, they’ll make them disappear for you and they won’t say a thing to anyone.
That’s the best section to calm down in, there’s buttons you’re not only allowed to press but encouraged to mess with, there’s calming lights and you can put on a small light show.
At this time of year?