El Barto

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

Shhh, you’ll make people notice that it’s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

Xitter is pronounced Shitter, like the Chinese president.

Pffft amateur…

Jar Jar Binks was a great character.

He’s just some Linus that we used to know.

Well folks, looks like we’ve found the dumbest man alive.

Well come on in Jeffrey, there’s always room for you here!

Holy shit, it’s you!

I was gonna watch it because I enjoy Margot Robbie’s acting, but now I want to watch it to see what these countries are complaining about.

Someone needs a cookie and a nap I see.

Good luck with that, they’ll see you coming for days.

Naww, someone got a thesaurus for their birthday!

Good bot, your hearts in the right place.

Haven’t we all thought about starting an unprovoked war with Mexico when we’re bored!?

Lefts gonna get it for sure!

It’s not stolen if it’s done during war, it’s a prize.

But I can’t kiss my uncle on the lips when we meet if I know homosexuals exist, they make it gay. - some dude in one of these countries.

I thought it said Sexual Diva lol, I want to be a Sexual Diva damn it!