“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”
“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”
“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”
A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.
Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.
Bec de corbin?
I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.
See also: Caesar salad.
I’ve always assumed it’s Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he’s endured.
First there would need to be something worth conserving.
The second picture is a bicorn.
Why not show a one-horned rhino instead?
Gending Machine