Colonel Sanders

Except in most instances it’s not the buyer who pays the commission it’s the seller…

Mainly because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and it should be enjoyed as such.

I also noticed that, especially with bananas, when I started washing them as soon as I got home I didn’t get any gnats, because gnats will absolutely lay their eggs on the outside of fruits even at the store.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

https://i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

looool that’s the part I’m currently at rn 🤣

It’s ok. It requires a reading and comprehension level above 5th Grade so it can be difficult for some to understand subtle nuances and phrases such as “apart from” and “the”.

“I’m like everyone else here, I run Linux…”

Erm, did you just assume my OS?

Potentially unpopular opinion: This analogy implies that the impoverished are a threat to politicians and rich people, yet sadly I feel like today’s society will/would never fight back. We have a major apathy problem among younger millennials and younger gens I’ve noticed.

It’s almost like that’s what the first line of the title is implying as well.

I can’t believe it’s not bikes

First help me regrow my head so myyahsbdbdjduxhd

I’m honestly high right now but I can guarantee I’d still want to try that sober

Friends???

Lightly fucked fish fillets

Happened to me. Got laid off from my dream job and my manager was holding back tears as much as I was.

I felt bad for him for awhile, but ultimately realized he was still the one that chose me over others to let go just because I was last in the door (nevermind that I uprooted and moved halfway across the country for that job).

Kermie

Eventually, yes. But I’ll be damned if I don’t give it my all to go as deep as possible before it’s necessary.

Right? I was like, “Who the fuck in the US is saying ANY of that?”

Star Trek has a large autistic fanbase? I mean I know we’re a bunch of nerds but…

But, Undertale is already on here. And you can pretty much lump the two together.