Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
“You should ask for a refund.”
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
Isn’t a cyber truck electric…? Aren’t you worried about sharks?!?
“Please log onto your dumbbell account.”
The Biden administration isn’t trying to negotiate anything. It’s just trying to strike a pose to dodge the entirely deserved condemnation it’s getting for enabling a genocide while continuing to enable a genocide.
Biden may be old, but he’s doing a pretty good job of imitating Neo dodging an agents bullets right about now.
Hey, that translation sounds right to me!
Thankee kind stranger!
Can you back up this claim…?
handing out weapons to civilians in order to defend the airport
You had control, right?
…RIGHT?
“I’m a simple man and i like simple pleasures.”
How do you spell “Maginot Line” in Cyrillic?
I’ve used split screen Halo to learn some completely unaware buddies about simple military strategy, such as “QUIT STANDING IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I’M HURLING GRENADES!!1!”
GREAT SUGGESTION
God damn right! I’m not propping the door open, I’m ripping it off the hinges.
“Guess we’ll just keep capturing territory until a fair deal is a reality, then.”
Now do the blgznz’x’llstrni in LLM!
“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”