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There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Finger of God.

Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(

Can we start calling him “The Royal formally known as Prince”?

Not so quiet and not so secretive if it’s being reported on is it?

When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I’d rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

My vehicle almost idles at that speed! Hope it works out for them. You could probably go faster on a bike. You know what I’m going to do? Read the article. I’ll be back with an edit if needed.

Edit: 80% of Amsterdam will have a speed limit of 30km/hr to increase safety and reduce noise.

I don’t see the nutshell.

In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life’s goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.

What is the X axis on this graph representing?

Hamas says the fighting must stop before hostages can be released. Israel said fighting will stop after hostages are released.

180 degrees apart, going round and round on the carousel of carnage.

Oh Mahmoud Abbas! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

At first I thought that circle was just another one of those straws.

Mine is the infinity debt stone.

Life IS hard which us why I don’t have time to care much about the more superficial things in life. Your Door Dash food is cold? Well, cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it! My sh*tter’s full and my only other option is a log in the poison ivy patch!

Knowing my luck I’ll get the Poltergeist house.

@NRoach44 You win again, gravity!

@MicroWave