Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.
Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.
If he wants to claim he can’t serve in regular prison due to security concerns, then it’s a necessity. He will be very secure there.
He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.
Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.
Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?
Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.
Yeah some kind of super max makes the most sense. He will be secure as fuck.
Sadly this will never happen.
Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?
Which is, well, pretty much everything.
Lol no we most certainly cannot go out and fix it.
Lol you just don’t hear about it because no one gives a shit.
If these asshole weren’t busy getting sand in their panties, nobody would hear about this one guy either.
Gather ‘round children, listen to my story about The Before Times.
OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.
I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.
If the remaining distance software lies to you, isn’t that fraud?
Yeah it wasn’t until he started going on podcasts and sending wacky tweets people realized what an asshole he was.
Had he just kept quiet he would probably still have fanboys. At least up until this latest Twitter nonsense. But had he not gone ego crazy, he wouldn’t have bought Twitter in the first place.
I thought even there he lost his fanboys several years ago.
Goofus does not care about climate change.
You miss 100% of the DSM that doesn’t get discredited 3 years from now.
—Michael Gretzky
But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.
You just get teleported.
If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.
The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.
Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.
I am wondering this too. I remember him from when I was a kid in the 80s. But haven’t really given him much thought since.
Maybe a better version of this joke would be something like
Dear lord, Please don’t rapture me yet, I’m taking a sh…
Maybe the shitter was drunk and lost his communicator, and somehow thought this would work.
It might have a Trojan.