I thought Bud Light was gay woke shit, I can’t keep up with these idiots.

Unblur your porn and see if that helps.

airg

I need to see how fast 35 year old sonic is, he’s gotta be throwing his back out all day.

Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark “Totally not a robot” Zuckerberg

I feel like we’re about to get a real life version of the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode, “In the pale moonlight”.

It’s actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.

Diabeetus

Well done.

I’m my favourite person to talk to, we have so much in common.

I mixed this into a full length song and got my mate who was the DJ at the school social to play it in full, place went fucking off!

And way safer around those children

Wait, we’re not supposed to send these? Might explain why i dontngat any bird pics back.

It will be if we believe enough, everytime we write everytime we get one step closer to everytime being correct, everytime a new word is added to the dictionary, it goes from not being a word, to being a word, everytime.

So it won’t be long till everytime is a word. It happens everytime, everytime.

Yeah man I’m pretty stoned, I guarantee I missed it for sure.

Nah you’re all good, just helping you along your journey, you seemed lost.

They could have at least changed it to the widely accepted “pew pew” .

I think you were going out that door over there.