webcrawler was my first.
webcrawler was my first.
Some Lil Wyte https://youtu.be/2i7JePYi79I
What. No. You don’t say. Get right out of town!
#/S
This reminds me of that personal trainer fitbro a few years back who thought fat people were just lazy…so he stopped being a fitbro for 30 days to put on weight and spent the next several weeks going back to being a fitbro to show fat people that it’s not that hard to lose weight and get into shape.
Why can’t the millions of homeless people just take a break from being homeless and pop in and out of the doctor’s office anytime they start feeling fatigued.
The Star Trek version of throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Oh good, because if there’s one thing Star Trek needs it’s another origin story /s
and likened the tone to the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.
Oh good, a light-hearted romp where half the characters act like idiots, that’s exactly what a Star Trek movie about a clandestine blackops organization should be like
BH I wouldn’t really trust Trump with a gun.
Yes, but the form is just as convoluted and equally a waste of time
Boss: What’s the status of such-and-such project
Me: It’s waiting on you, I sent you the status update 2 weeks ago, you replied to it saying you’ll review it by the end of the day. I even sent you a follow-up email on it last week
Don’t forget their god-emperor Dorito Mussolini withheld congressionally approved military aid before this whole debacle…to attempt to blackmail Ukraine into giving him dirt of Biden…
If you’re attractive and flirt with the carny, they’ll probably give you a prize without playing, or at least upgrade you to a better prize for barely hitting the wall. Then you can brag to other people how easy it is to win and they just need to try harder.
And it’s always warm
This meme is so old it’s kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this
All the workers have forearm tattoos
At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
Bacon is $4 extra
The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
Just like that kid in the school yard who thinks he’s tough as shit…but only when he has someone backing him up
[Ding] Roll Credits!
I’m definitely curious to see how it ties into the ST:Resurgence comic from last year! Plus the cameos!