Sixty-six flags

FDNY: New York’s racistest.

To be fair, they go into a burning building and come out in blackface

Age 6: Skeletons make me afraid

Age 16: Skeletons are just interesting biology

Age 26: Skeletons make me afraid

Foreshadowing.

I use this strat in Factorio

Me, realizing she was flirting with me at that party 15 years ago.

Actually he just had an exam coming up.

They install cameras and sell the feed access to the highest bidder.

They force you to watch a 30 second ad for each wad of toilet paper used

You can pee for free, but pooing requires you to sign up with your email address and credit card.

You get regular notifications informing which of your friends are pooing nearby.

Invite 3 friends to get 1 month premium pooing for free.

Get an ultra yearly subscription and you get a frosted glass cubicle for enhanced privacy (camera feed remains in cubicle)

Bruh I’m a software architect but I don’t know how to code competently in any language.

I hate myself too.

Is it stopping goods from reaching Israel?

“Guys, he fell for it again!”

Command & Conquer

Just tie it up right next to a diesel oil freighter and let it bask in the London Thames for a bit.

BASIC: Am I a joke to you?

Why does a loving God make these evil people?

It’s all fun and games until the Norwegian fishing boat comes closer, the scarecrows in the wheelhouse fall over, and 20 tons of Ukrainian ANFO detonates.

What

US tested a Minuteman III missile out of Vandenberg earlier this year. It was not carrying a nuclear payload. It’s fairly common for countries to test missiles. Some countries broadcast their intent publicly so as not to accidentally trigger a retaliatory launch. Others don’t broadcast publicly, but they do communicate via the good-old-boy net for the same reason.

My cousin is an onlyfans model and she has a couple hundred dildos, many of her fans send her the toys, some of them are DIY dick mould dildos that the fan prepared, and then pay her heaps to watch her use them in private or public live shows. She has some bad dragon ones that cost hundreds. Even the cheap ones are still fairly expensive. I imagine this is the main way people accumulate dildos, unless they are a weird collector or they take home rejects frkm the dildo factory.