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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    Shake before the squeeze

    • DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world
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      Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won’t build up as ketchup warms.

  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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    Ah, the ketchup precum…

    • FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee
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      Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

      I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

      • variants@possumpat.io
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        When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty’s

        • flubba86@lemmy.world
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          It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.

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    i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink

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      Shake it first ffs

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        no

      • JTheDoc@lemmy.world
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        Lower water activity reduces bacteria.

        Not sure about flavour/texture however.

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    We call is pre-ketchup in our family

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      Thanks. I hate it.

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    Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

    Edit: I did, and it’s fabulous

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      Good choice.

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