It looks cool in the game, but somehow, it looks even cooler in real life.
If it doesn’t come with a cup holder, then I want two things.
A decent sound system would be nice, something with bluetooth for convenience.
I mean, what is even the point of driving a warthog if you can’t blast the Halo theme?
Then maybe a little 1984?
Looks like a puma…
I was a little afraid nobody would get the reference.
Stop making up words
What’s that Mexican lizard that eats all them goats??
Uhh, that would be the chupacabra, sir
Yea, the chupathingy, how about that?
I like it. It’s got a ring to it
You mean like the shoe company?
Actually, I gotta say that’s the last thing I ever want to have to drive in any context, with pretty much any surface, in pretty much any weather. Turns out I don’t stay inside when it flips like mister chief does.
In the games, they do drive like every surface is soaked.
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