WSL - Microsoft Linux
Funny enough they actually do have their own build of java. https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
J# was also literally MS Java
Wait, didn’t they have their own implementation of Java in the 90s, so applets could run in their IE browser. But it was intentionally such shit that applets never worked right and it basically killed Java in the browser?
For Microsoft Chrome it’s literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it’s Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn’t like actual competition.
Don’t forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
don’t forget about Teams - Microsoft Discord
I thought it was Microsoft Slack
Who can forget about teams :(
I hate teams with such a passion, i genuinely got upset reading the comparison
The only redeemable thing about Teams is that it serves as an example of how you can be worst-in-class for everything, but still succeed somehow
It’s because everything else is worse. Yes, corporate communication software is that bad.
It could be Microsoft Skyp- oh…
You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that’s an unpopular opinion.
They were actually really solid devices with a great user experience. They just came along too late.
Or the Microsoft ipod… RIP Zune
You mean Microsoft kde?
Office365 - Microsoft LibreOffice
Bing - Microsoft Google
Bing chat: Microsoft ChatGPT
Well ChatGPT is Microsoft as well.
That just makes it more funny that Bing is the emotionally unstable version
Don’t forget:
-Microsoft App Store
-Microsoft iPad
-Microsoft Galaxy Fold
-Microsoft Gmail
-Microsoft iTunes
-Microsoft Slack
-Microsoft Facebook
-Microsoft Facebook Work
-Microsoft FaceTime
-Microsoft Google Docs
-Microsoft Dropbox
Azure - Microsoft AWS
I find the Microsoft Chrome extra funny due to it being chromium based.
I think that’s the joke.
Powershell - Microsoft Bash
M$ Inferior Bash *
Powershell is dope.
Try the new cross-platform Powershell!
PS Core!
