I still think he is exaggerating
Nah, that’s just how the pee-pee tape girls describe it.
Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.
"I looked in the mirror and was pleased to discover that I have a very lengthy white penis. It’s the best penis, the longest penis.
My doctor told me I was looking at a pube and that I actually have a micropenis. Luckily for us, that very bad, nasty man was under investigation for being in illegal immigrant from Lithuania and is now being sent back to his home in El Salvador where he belongs."
Lately he seems like he is on something, based on his eyes. Or really tired.
He’s had an amphetamine addiction for decades.
I believe he is an innie not an outie.
The Emperor Has No Balls https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor_Has_No_Balls (NSFW)
The New York statue, in Union Square was removed early that afternoon; the New York City Parks Department made a statement that it “stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small”.
Gold.
