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return2ozma@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

I'm gay, not blind!

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I'm gay, not blind!

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    I love being hit on by gay men. I can actually tell it’s happening.

    • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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      16 days ago

      What’s happening?

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        16 days ago

        Compliments!

      • expatriado@lemmy.world
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        16 days ago

        with you? not much

        • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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          16 days ago

          :(

          • bastion@feddit.nl
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            16 days ago

            You’ve been savagely attacked by an internet monster.

      • Delta_V@lemmy.world
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        16 days ago

        updog

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee
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          15 days ago

          I miss Ron Paul and real conservatives

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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            I sure as fuck don’t.

            https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/09/13/140434378/ron-paul-its-not-governments-job-to-take-care-of-uninsured

            • nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee
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              I may not agree with all his positions but he was at least a good dude and not a slimy crook

              • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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                I would say the “let people die” thing would make him not a good dude.

                There was also the whole “I didn’t know there was a bunch of white nationalist shit in my own newsletter l that I put my own name and signature on.”

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Paul_newsletters#Controversial_content

                He for sure had no idea at all. I mean it was buried somewhere in the back where he might have missed it, right? It wouldn’t have been right at the top of the front pa-

                Oh.

                Well, I’m sure he changed his mind when it came to that sort of thing. After all, he was only- *checks* 57 at the time.

                • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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                  I once had a Ron Paul supporter threaten me with her leashed, pet monkey–she said it didn’t like people who didn’t support Ron Paul. The majority of those people were next-level loons.

    • deltapi@lemmy.world
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      Right?! This right here.

      I was once yelled at by a friend of a girl for “ignoring her advances.” I kid you not, the “advances” consisted of her walking up to me at a party, saying “hey, aren’t you in my math class?” (To which I answered in the affirmative) and “well, um, I guess I’ll see you there Monday!”

      How the fuck was I supposed to know that was an attempt at flirting?

      The older gay guy at work? “You’re gorgeous. Ever consider dating a man?”

      • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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        Society has reinforced that women should be passive, and even after much progress on that front in general, somehow this still applies in some people’s minds.

        I would guess.

        No biggie though, depends what you personality traits you yourself are looking for, if being proactive is one of them, then I guess you haven’t missed out 😅

        And if you weren’t interested and the friend is yelling at you angrily, that’s mega questionable. Last I checked, no one is obligated to be interested romantically in anyone else…

  • NotAnOnionAtAll@feddit.org
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    As a mostly straight dude who does not score high on conventional physical attractiveness I encourage absolutely everyone independent of their gender to hit on me. Being told/signaled that I am attractive is always welcome.

    Just don’t blatantly ignore boundaries like physical touch without explicit consent. That too applies completely independent of gender.

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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      Man if I ever get comments on my appearance it goes to my head and I cant think straight for days.

      Thankfully that’s only happened like twice.

      • kungen@feddit.nu
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        I cant think straight for days.

        Temporarily homosexual?

        • JayleneSlide@lemmy.world
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          16 days ago

          Fake it til you make it!

        • prenatal_confusion@feddit.org
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          16 days ago

          That’s how they get you.

      • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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        16 days ago

        You too remember when that girl told you that you had good, healthy finger nails in 2012?

        • DillyDaily@lemmy.world
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          Pretty sure I still catch myself smiling over the girl in highschool 18 years ago that said she was jealous because I had really long and pretty eyelashes.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

      • NotAnOnionAtAll@feddit.org
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        😊

      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        oh no…you’ve done it now!

        prepare to get shrek'd

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          👀

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      Same. Though feel free to touch. I’m a man slut :3

    • ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io
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      I’m sure you’re aware but I think it needs to be said more; but I think that most women would love to pay men compliments on their appearance, but unfortunately, it sometimes leads to weird, obsessive, totally inappropriate behaviour from said men and so that scares a lot of women off.

      We, as a society, should try to discourage men from reading too much into a purely platonic compliment so that women feel more free to give men compliments without fear of super awkward and/or scary situations.

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        When you say “hi” and the guy is like “I’m not into you”

        Not into you either bro. Just acknowledging you’re there and I’m here so you don’t fall off a cliff in surprise just cuz I’m walking this trail behind you. Safety measures and all that.

  • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    Had one recent tenant straight up tell me within the first few days of renting, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, “I hate faggots”.

    I just stared at him and replied, “You’re just mad because they don’t hit on you”

    He was also recently removed from the property.

    He was barely 19, and just started university.

    Good luck in life, bro.

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      you can write “f-slur”

      • ma1w4re@lemm.ee
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        This could be mistaken as “french”

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  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    I lack the confidence to say thanks, but your wasting your time or is it more I might say yes.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    Also heard “fat women are disgusting” LOL

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Oh hey, I see you’ve met the guy who keeps aggressively refusing to take my friends’ nos for an answer

    • Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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      Wait, you mean that guy who stood in front of the Waymo car?

      /j

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    What those guys look like now:

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      Aubrey Plaza femboy confirmed???

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    Just cuz someone’s blind doesn’t mean they are willing to date the ugliest ogre.

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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    How did yall get my picture?

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    I’m a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what’s wrong with me, guys? Don’t you want this body?

    • klemptor@startrek.website
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      Ooh baby sexy slimy squid bod

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        You know you want me.

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          If you want my squidbod
          And you think I’m slimy

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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      I’m a straight dude, and I would be Don Juan if as many women found me attractive as gay dudes have.

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        Now I really wanna see a picture!

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I’ve only been hit on once by gay men and it was a case of mistaken identity. It was at a halloween party in 2004 and I was dressed as an Abu Ghraib detainee from Iraq, mostly naked wearing just a black hood, a dog collar and leash around my neck, and skin colored underwear with a stuffed dog attached as if it was biting my crotch. Nobody really got the costume - they just assumed it was some sort of fetish thing.

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    The struggle of being straight women…

    The odds are good but the goods are odd.

  • WhyFlip@lemmy.world
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    Om nom nom nom…

  • Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Idk his eyes are pretty striking

  • hate2bme@lemmy.world
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    I went to a gay bar with my gay friends from work last week. I had 5 compliments on my beard. It felt so good.

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      How is your wife doing by the way

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I used to provide security for a club that held a lot of queer dance parties. It’s pretty flattering to be hit on by gay guys. They’ll give you honest compliments that most women won’t.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      They’ll give you honest compliments that most women won’t.

      ;_;

      • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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        wait, are you saying women don’t give you complements or that gays don’t give honest ones?

        • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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          Both :'(

          • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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            I think it’s neither? I believe he meant, “Gay guys will give honest compliments, whereas women won’t.” That’s been my experience, too. I really wish women were half as open and kind in approaching as gay guys have been.

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