• TaterTurnipTulip@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Remember that even if you cover your face, they’re probably monitoring for your gait. Put a small rock in your shoe to change that…

    • Shard@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      And a vibrating sex toy in your butt so that you walk strange at random intervals.