return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoElon Musk Says He Survived On $1 Per Day Before Becoming The Richest Man In the World – 'In America It's Pretty Easy To Keep Yourself Alive'finance.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1311arrow-down142
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minus-squaregedaliyah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·2 months agoRent: 22¢ (couch split w/ 44 friends) Breakfast: 11¢ (2 eggs) .......... 1¢ (electricity borrowed from neighbor) .......... Free (skillet found in street) Gym membership: Free (lifting rocks) Commute: 4¢ (walking in two used Kleenex boxes for shoes) Lunch: 30¢ (cup filled with ketchup from Wendy's pump) Commute home: 20¢ (walk on hands, use bandaid for blisters) Clothes: 16¢ (Scotch tape for holding together discarded pizza boxes) Yeah, that checks out.
minus-squarethisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoDo you think the staff at the Wendy’s get annoyed at having to see that poor bastard pump a full cup of ketchup every day. Like oh jeez, I hope you filled that thing today. I cannot take a half hour of the slurping noise as Johnny makes the most of his 30¢
Rent: 22¢ (couch split w/ 44 friends) Breakfast: 11¢ (2 eggs) .......... 1¢ (electricity borrowed from neighbor) .......... Free (skillet found in street) Gym membership: Free (lifting rocks) Commute: 4¢ (walking in two used Kleenex boxes for shoes) Lunch: 30¢ (cup filled with ketchup from Wendy's pump) Commute home: 20¢ (walk on hands, use bandaid for blisters) Clothes: 16¢ (Scotch tape for holding together discarded pizza boxes)Yeah, that checks out.
Do you think the staff at the Wendy’s get annoyed at having to see that poor bastard pump a full cup of ketchup every day.