Its a women being abused by the evil police
The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
Karenification process commencing, do not move.
Kill them all.
Start with… that one
Ding-dong! It’s the Americans. Open the country; stop having it be closed.
always nice seeing a fellow Bill Wurtz fan
I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait…
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I’m sorry, Karen. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO???
woman with vaccine microchip coming in for a software update
You have become a mod of r/Conservatives
5G corona virus mind control
“Took me like an hour doing the shading on the upper lip.”
“Groan…”
Samantha knew what she had to do, when her new Ring doorbell began to send her the MKUltra activation code.
Ma’am this isn’t a Wendy’s it’s apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it’s 2am.
Baconator. BACONATOR!
The ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
