the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old
Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it’s likely even worse.
Stale Mate? Or is that the queen in his hand?
Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.
… Stalemate?
Check, mate.
Pretty sure it’s en passant
As an Aussie I didn’t get this joke, we just get up and pay
Oh, yeah, that is a queen.
I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.
Couldn’t be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise
It’s a queen
King me!
Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!
RIP to a legend.
https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes
don’t judge me I don’t know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol
If you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well
What’s wrong with that horsey?
That’s the shrimp piece
This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.
I didn’t know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day
Billmate, atheists.
Guy who only knows checkers: “Boy am I stuffed. King me!”
Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.
