Honesty is this key for a long lasting relationship. You did well man
While this wasn’t actually me. I do make an arguably absurd amount of small dick jokes towards myself.
To ward off the shallow people from your mega penis?
Sorry, that’s magnum dong.
Dr magnum dong. Sir magnum dong was my grandfather.
Watashi no inkei totemo ooikidesu.
How do you say “nice cock bro” in Japanese? All I know is oishi nekosama
Anata no chimpo wa subarashidesu
“Your weiner is incredible”
Sutekina chinchin
“Nice dick”
I don’t even know if my grammar (or spelling of big now that I re-read it) is correct lol “ikeni” might not be the correct word for what I intended.
“I don’t have a totem pole is” is my best guess
Better line: oh no, mine’s not even half that long.
c/suicidebywords
