The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoHonesty is the best policylemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHonesty is the best policylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareJackFrostNCola@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 months agoWhy does the cop have a flashlight?
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoBecause they normally can’t just walk up immediately pointing their gun at you. Yet.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months ago“I’m sorry officer, I… didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”
minus-squareCaptainBlagbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoBecause it would be weird if he had a fleshlight instead
Why does the cop have a flashlight?
Because they normally can’t just walk up immediately pointing their gun at you. Yet.
You must be white.
“I’m sorry officer, I… didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”
Because it would be weird if he had a fleshlight instead