The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoHonesty is the best policylemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageHonesty is the best policylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareChillPenguin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoJust in case someone runs into this. “I do not consent to any searches”
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago“Please don’t search my butthole.”
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months ago“No really. PLEASE do not, no matter what you do, do not search my butthole. Please.”
minus-squareJCreazy@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoAnd then get probable caused
minus-squarebolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoCop: “hmm how suspicious. If he was innocent he would trust me implicitly.”
Just in case someone runs into this. “I do not consent to any searches”
“Please don’t search my butthole.”
“No really. PLEASE do not, no matter what you do, do not search my butthole. Please.”
And then get probable caused
Cop: “hmm how suspicious. If he was innocent he would trust me implicitly.”