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minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·4 months agoIt’s always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won’t have to do it. There’s no way I’m remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That’s like five years away.
minus-squarephotonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·4 months agoThat’s why I have my pocket computer remember for me
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·4 months agoBut the pocket computer also contains the infinite distraction vortex…
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoIn fact, you’re there right now.
It’s always a relief when someone asks to schedule something a month in advance, because that means I won’t have to do it. There’s no way I’m remembering our engagement a MONTH FROM NOW!? That’s like five years away.
That’s why I have my pocket computer remember for me
But the pocket computer also contains the infinite distraction vortex…
In fact, you’re there right now.
Ah shit