He is very tolerant when it comes to his owner.
Love this 100% cat owner mindset.
Drolls when given too may cuddles
Understandable
Yeah, that’s a risk I’m just going to have to take.
I have a little orange kitty that drools if he purrs hard enough. He first showed me this tendency as a kitten by drooling on my face when I was asleep, hahaha.
I mean, who doesn’t?
Desexed? Like … castrated?
spayed / neutered
It all got confusing when Bob Barker used to tell you to have your pets spayed AND neutered.
Catstrated.
Sylvester is an agender icon
Wait wait wait…
Who thinks geckos are pests? They’re the cost little velvety spider-eating bros around.
the cat
Who thinks spiders are pests? They’re the best little mosquito eaters around.
Mosquito…who thinks nah not gonna do it…
Anyone that got ahold of this paper and hasn’t already adopted Vester is just a damn fool.