I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I’m back in bed now. :)
it’s all sugar, bub. you may as well have had some ice cream and enjoyed it!
Brb putting fruit snacks on ice cream
Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?
Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.
if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself
Do tell
If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I’d be pretty happy
Just add some MSG
I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?
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Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it
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Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it’s a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.
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I cook. I actually don’t eat Chinese takeout for years now. it’s mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce. I still get a pizza once a week usually these days. Im hooked on blue bird hot sauce!
mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce.
You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?
He just has chickens with varriable resistance.
Fuck you, it’s not every day!
Yesterday I had pizza. 😐
I am gonna have pizza after arm wrestling practice today… one hundred percent.
Is there a source for this picture without the text?
Thanks, friend 💖