Nothing it can’t see anymore the cameras got turned off along time ago
It’s fine, it just uses it’s sensetive barbels to scour deep space for morsels of data
It doesn’t need cameras to see the terrifying existential horrors that penetrate its memory banks.
Same
just release the voyager technobabble to the internet, some space and comp sci nerd somewhere, or 300, because realistically, it’s going to be a bunch of people will decode it and figure out exactly what the hardware problem is. Within a few months.
Conspiracy theory speedrun any%
fuck yeah, here we come!
NASA figured it out recently. A particular piece of memory became corrupted for some reason. They’re developing a workaround.
of course nasa figures it out, i would venture to say it’s probably the being in space for the period of about 50 years aspect of it, that had something to do with it.
It’s the start of that one TNG episode.
There is NO brain inside voyager 1 that will be turned back into a normal human by an alien race and then come up with a fairy tale that really is a coded message that surreptitiously describes advanced alien technology though symbolism.
So not a fourth body problem. Got it.
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Quite a terrific cube you’ve got there
Playing elite dangerous made me realize how close Voyager still is and will be for millenia to come. It’s hardly in the “depts of space”
Relatively close compared to star systems? Yeah. Relatively close compared to planets? No
It’s still significantly closer than Hutton Orbital.
I flew all the way out there and couldn’t even land at the station because my ship was too large. Fml
Really? I have it on good authority that an Anaconda can land there…
The large pad is a secret
Don’t make me fire the game up and make the trip again! Lol
Woosh
What a waste. If you landed, you could have had a free Anaconda LOL
lmao we should just start measuring distances in reference to Hutton Orbital
Voyager just needs Fuel Rats
At first I thought you meant Star Trek Voyager. Fits too.
It’s funny how the 4chan wojak maymay have gained normie acceptance. As we say; kek.
V’ger
What movie/tv show is this from?
The first Star Trek movie back in the 70s. It also gave us disco suit McCoy.
That thing literally has less intelligence than your toaster, so let’s not get overly agitated, shall we?
It’s just a creative way to express a fantasy, in actual fact circuits left running that long in outter space that has random electron radiation passing through it is bound to degrade over time…
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
He’s definitely up to something.
Brave little guy
Frakkin’ toasters.
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Love technology connections
So you’re basically saying it’s a cosmic entity from galaxies away that has been lurking for aeons in the empty shadows of space, thirsting for sentient life, and it has been attracted in our vicinity by our foolish experiments, gotcha.
I’ve put you down as the first blood sacrifice.
Don’t mind if I do 🥰
Does anyone want any toast?
Beat me to it
A waffle man!
Might’ve changed our minds in the meantime…
Ahaha
There is nothing more eldritch than cosmic rays.
Imagine voyager would’ve been a HP printer…
The Eldritchen horrors that we saw are not the reason that… uh I mean, there is no such thing as… uh I mean it was a technical glitch, I swear!
The adjective you’re looking for is “Eldritchenishese”.
The Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension are nothing compared to the combined power of a trench shotgun wielding maniac and a monster fucker.
Have you guys considered the possibility that an intelligence intercepted the probe and are sending responses through it.
Call me when I don’t have to go to work the next day, until then I’m too poor to care about alien messages. Come here and solve my problems or shut up.
Not until you made this comment…now I can’t un-consider it.
This makes sense once you accept that Oumuamua was a corpolite
Corruption on computing technology is nothing new and will probably always exist.
Ok… I don’t care about spoilers, if we are getting “cosmic horror” in the future seasons of “planet earth 20**” just let me know now.