Be careful tho, she’s very into butt stuff
What’s the problem?
she’s a top
What’s the problem?
27 inches
What’s the problem?
diameter
I see this as an absolute win!
Ngl she (?) is kinda cute
Pleiades? Please. They don’t hold a candle to those Orion girls!
Hot single aliens in your area!
Where sexy space elf babe? Gray alien gf is for the noobs only.
I’d go for it as long as no anal probes are involved… Well… Maybe even then… maybe
She can probe mine then I can probe hers.
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Man, what movie was that? I think I watched it but can’t recall anything
Galaxy Quest
Lol … I just noticed Sam Rockwell’s character holding the Zorg ZF1 from The Fifth Element
That’s not the ZF1. It’s a hoagie.
At least it doesn’t have a bright red button
Galaxy quest. Just watched it for the first time 2 days ago.
Good for you … nothing like seeing a great fun movie for the first time
The first time?! Holy SH!!!
Glad you got to be one of the 10,000 that day
Galaxy Quest … great fun movie you’ll have fun watching and forever reference after.
Even if you’ve already seen it, it’s great to watch again.
Interesting how most of these things are about security of possession.
Sees you as a person, not a machine to be stress-tested for insecurity
Aliencels is a top tier pun. 👏🏼
Nuh-uh. I’m not a sucker. That is the motherfucker from “American Dad,” in a wig. And, like, contour makeup. Guaranteed.
Think I was fucking born yesterday, my dude?
It’s just a succubus in a grey suite.
i’m gay tho
Good god, are there not enough things to simp about that we now have to turn to aliens?
Some people will do anything to get probed in the ass.
Lost me at hybrid kids