ME: no
MY DARK THOUGHTS: yes
ME: wtf‽‽
Yes, but make sure to make eye contact with the driver first. Because, in the end, don’t we all want to be remembered?
Bro is evil
Apparently that is one of the worst parts of being a train driver. Seeing what’s about to happen, but knowing you can’t stop in time. Looking into someone’s eyes, just before they are reduced to a meat crayon.
How often does it actually happen?
I’ve heard that is basically guaranteed you will kill someone eventually if you are a lifelong train driver.
Well, this happens a lot in China. For insurance scam.
Russia too. Lots of dash cam vids on YouTube.
No, I’m just happy there’s trolley’s again.
Could a walkable neighborhood and transit-oriented development be next?
Yes. Next.
Now we are getting to the real questions
Call of the void, is that you?
doing so would disrupt the trolley service causing the company to lose profits, so here’s the reverse ask: why wouldn’t you do this?
What trolley, there are only cars
You obviously have not been to San Francisco
No because I would die
Yes because I would die
That depends, will doing so inconvenience other people? And is there someone to look after my cat?
These trolley moral dilemma hypothetical scenarios are becoming increasingly complex.
That depends: are we in a country that lacks any kind of decent access to medical care, so that by not jumping we are causing a worse death than by jumping?
Alternatively:
trolley problem: you and Albert Camus are standing by the railway. nobody is in any danger. do you let Albert Camus jump in front of the moving trolley?
It depends, do I have snacks?
yes