Pfft. That ass is safe for work. I’m surprised Mr. Chastity over there is needing to pray, to stay away from it. This ho’s forehead is curvier than that weak-ass ass. Her ass looks like what you’d imagine Pee-Wee Herman’s ass looked like. Truth.

In fact, I don’t even think this dude is praying for guidance. I think he’s praying for some kind of ass miracle. Like, maybe God can send some more junk for that trunk.