That’d be me. I’m usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one’s going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.
Its a known fact vegans develop chlorophyll cells in the skin when they change diet. They also grow roots and completely stop moving except to get on the internet to tell people they’re vegan.
That’d be me. I’m usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one’s going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.
What if your friend is a vegan?
Then they’d be up a dawn to absorb sunlight for sustenance.
Its a known fact vegans develop chlorophyll cells in the skin when they change diet. They also grow roots and completely stop moving except to get on the internet to tell people they’re vegan.
More for me, then
Peanut butter and jelly
What if your friend has housemates? You just used other people’s food, and now 3 out of 4 people who live there hate you
You’re a very grown up and productive child, unless you’re still rocking sleepovers in your 20s and 30s. Either way, do you man, and pour me a cup.
i think sleepovers in your 20s and 30s involve a lot more sex
… i mean, at least in gay world they do