It’s cluckin’ time.
It’s come to take its revenge
reminds me of a time it glitched on COD MW2 (the decent one) playing I believe it was CTF and it spawned me on the wrong side of hi-rise. I laughed and then immediatly booked it out the window before anyone noticed.
Hawaiian chickens give zero fucks.
Hawaiianchickens give zero fucks.Ftfy. We got our first chicken last year, and I can say that neither he, nor the hen we got latter, have ever had a fuck to give.
The damn rooster has three modes: fuck, kill, eat. That’s it. That’s all he does unless you grab ahold of him and pet him forcefully, in which case he thinks about killing.
At least the hen has cuddle mode. Unless she’s in a bad mood, in which case she defaults to kill.
Like, I grew up with family that kept chickens, and I’d help on weekends and such. So I thought I understood the little dinosaurs. Noooooope! Until you’re dealing with them every day, you don’t see that they think they’re apex predators and we are their servants.
dude, tell me you’ve never been without telling me.
they’re a different sort than your average yardbird.
How much crazier can they be?
It’s hard to describe the scale but tens of thousands of feral chickens have basically wrecked Hawaii and Kauai’s ecosystems in the lowlands - they have NO predators. Even feral cats leave them alone.
Damn, that’s a lot of fucking chickens!
it’s pretty surreal. they have feral cats everywhere too, and it’s very telling that the cats don’t fuck with the yardbirds. they’ll sit right next to each other on the curb.
