BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksBigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoThey look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam. Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions. …apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months ago…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.
They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.
Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions.
…apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.
…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.