Shout out to elderberries which are cyanogenic and pawpaw fruit which contains a neurotoxin.
There’s a vegetable called the black salsify, which has a number of nicknames in different languages alluding to how much of a mess it makes when you cut it.
With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.
Plus you don’t have to wear gloves like when you’re slicing chilis.
The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.
Try rubbing your genitals next time. That’s super fun.
Pineapple: am I a joke to you?
The only fruit that’ll eat you back
I hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.
Why would you rub your eye off?
Also, Buc-ee’s ghost pepper jerky is my addiction.
Kinky.
Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.
Uh…chili peppers?
Grapefruit can out up a bit of a fight.